Kind Words About Me – Albert Kaufman

Photo of the recent solar eclipse – photoshop by Larz

Kind Words about Me

From one of my earliest Hebrew School teachers, Dan Aldouby, who wrote this for my birthday, May 11th, 2012:

“…It’s been quite a journey to this day, hasn’t it Albert Kaufman? Who
would have thought, those many years ago, that one of my favorite
imps, would grow into a rational, sane, thinking, mensch? I’ve been
very happy following your trail, and am so happy that, at least, one
of my students turned out to be a minor earthshaker. What you have
accomplished, thus far, to help so many other human beings,
automatically allows you entrance to any of the heavens of your
choice. You may sit at God’s footstool, study Talmud with Moses, or
you can choose to find Jesus and ask him why he allowed all who
followed to twist his teachings, or—-if you are so inclined, you
can join Allah and loll with all your virgins. However, you may also
wish to return to earth. This poses a question –Assuming that
you are reincarnated as a different species, would you be content to
just plant your roots in one place and produce aromatic flowers?
“Tis a puzzlement. Hamlet put it very well, with his famous
soliloquy. Anyway, enough of this droning. May you live to be 120
with all dentition in place, no need for medications, and reasons to
smile and laugh every day.

Happy Birthday,

Dan Aldouby

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I give thanks that there are people like you who are putting the DIY tools of democracy into the hands of everyday folks.

Have a great holiday, Bob L. – 11.21.22

——————-Geoffrey 11.16.22

My two experiences with you have been your efforts doing benefits for Steve and Carlton’s Cancer experiences. I’ve come away with a very positive impression of your skills and ability to make things happen. Thank you for your extraordinary efforts. You are an integral part of the community.

———————–Bruce 12.31.21
Albert, I find your optimism infectious. You have a resilient optimism that seems to resurface over and over in the face of confrontation. Your kind love permeates the lives of those around you. Your sophisticated technology savvy is a most useful contribution to the entrepreneurial world and to me personally. The music that you channel into being is so incredibly uplifting. Joy to the world. May 2022 bring you as much joy as you create around you. Love, Bruce

———————– Kira 9.2021 – thank you!

9.23.21

Just a note to say how much your shares are appreciated. You’ve connected me to new ideas re resources of which to think about, uplifting levity & general act of kindness & goodwill in community & larger world. 

Thank you. May your day bring warmth & joy. 

-Heather 

Farm My Yard Design Contest in full swing!

Design Contest for Farm My Yard

I’m having fun with a sign design contest. Check it out @ https://farmmyyard.org/yard-sign-design-contest/
Here’s Kate posing with my first sign this weekend. This is going to be good!

Pulling Together

Pulling Together

In my work as a networker, social networker, email marketer, Facebook teacher, activist, and kibbutznik, I tend to think big picture much of the time. At one of my recent Facebook classes, one of the participants, Robert, pulled me aside and asked “why aren’t we Portlanders pulling together more of the time?”  He had lived in San Diego and watched as the new age movement prospered there as many of the participants would support each other by buying one anothers’ books, attending each others’ seminars, and basically boosting for one another – the helping all boats to rise theory in action.  And, it worked.

I agree with Robert and have often thought that our community could use a directory of services, a bank/fund for helping members through tough times as well as something that might be available for scholarships for dance workshops or similar purposes.  Since I think that ecstatic dancing is the cat’s meow, one of the best methods for staying healthy and smart, and is also a great community creation tool, I’ve also been interested in seeing it spread far and wide. To that end, I wrote this piece last year and also turned it into a cute cartoon.

Since then a few folks from Portland have gone and started ecstatic dance in their new communities – Erik Blender in Orcas Island and Cheri Anderson in Surprise Valley near Phoenix are the two that I’m most familiar with, and if there are more – please let me know about them.  If you know people who live near these areas, please send them Cheri/Erik’s way – as their success will both add to their financial well-being, and will also move more people in the direction of the goodness we have found.  Spreading good ideas = healing the planet.

In this vein, Eleanor O’Brien’s show, Dominatrix for Dummies, is a big shout-out for ecstatic dance. Eleanor’s show is playing in Seattle 4 more times – we all know people who live in Seattle – help her show sell out and help your friends find their way to the dance floor (The Seattle ecstatic dance scene is building with new dances starting up at OmCulture and beyond.  They even have a clothing-optional dance… Portlandia???)  Eleanor and her show are also about to take the show further afield to Santa Cruz, CA, Orlando, Edmonton (Canada), St. Lawrence, NY, and elsewhere.  If you want to help spread the goodness of ecstatic dance and support one of our own, figure out how to track what Eleanor’s doing (her email list is a good start, get on it!) and send your friends and relatives to see her when she comes to their town. She’s probably also up for performing her show in towns that are on her road-trip route if you want to go the extra mile 🙂

Pulling Together for reals

What would our community look like if we were all pulling for each other a little bit more?  I’ve got a list of local healthcare providers who are mostly dancers that I share with the world. What would happen if we routed our buying decisions through a dance filter?  It’s certainly something to ponder. I welcome your comments and involvement.

Thanks for dancing
Thanks for continuing to show up
Thanks for continuing to DJ
Thanks for continuing to make alters
Thanks, Thanks, Thanks!

Albert, Caffe D’arte, April 18, 2012

Updated 10.25.22 – all links are fresh!

Facebook classes: beginner-intermediate in the AM, intermediate-advanced in the PM

Facebook Classes4/7/12 – Facebook – changes to the personal profile and beginner/intermediate class

10 am – 12 pm – The Happy Clam – 1823 NE 13th Ave., Portland, OR – bring your laptop and your login for your Facebook account – cost: $20 (other options available) – bring your business cards, too.  More info and RSVP @ albertkaufman@gmail.com  – tea/hot water provided and lite snacks

  1. Timeline – where is everything, where did things go now that we’re all on Timeline?
  2. Timeline Tour for personal profiles
    1. Things that haven’t changed: how to make a link
  3. Facebook: it’s a program and other things:  a hobby and a business tool
    1. How to introduce friends to each other
    2. How to introduce other entities to each other – being helpful
    3. How to use events creatively
  4. How to use Facebook search to find things – always go to “more results page” Why?
  5. Facebook Netiquette
    1. What makes a great post?
    2. Being creative
    3. Photos, links, questions – best practices
    4. Coming out of your shell
    5. Being helpful – the key to social networking success
    6. Using the friend finder do’s and don’ts – avoid Facebook detention
    7. Gifting – adding to the conversation, spreading good ideas
    8. Taking care when posting to another person’s/business’s wall
    9. Unsubscribing vs. defriending someone
    10. Unliking fan pages
    11. How to post on a fan page
  6. Settings
    1. Privacy – always use HTTPS
    2. Notifications – they appear on your profile, you don’t need to receive them by email unless you want to
  7. Creating lists of friends – super useful
    1. Purposes of other lists – creating them, posting to them
  8. Difference between personal and business profiles
    1. Differences in platforms
    2. Differences in behavior
  9. Tips: using Facebook successfully – reducing the frustration factor
    1. Notifications – opening relevant ones in new tabs to save time
  10. Useful 3rdParty tools that are useful
    1. Social Fixer (https://socialfixer.com)
    2. URL shorteners – pdx.be or tinyurl.com
    3. Aggregators – ping.fm or Hootsuite
  11. If you’re going to take the time to “like” something, comment instead.   Why?

12-1 pm Lunch break

1-3 pm – Intermediate-Advanced Facebook Class.  (folks from the early class are welcome to stay)

  1. Facebook is different for different people/uses
    1. There is no one “right” way – anyone who tells you there is – is wrong.
    2. Facebook settings/experience changes often – how to surf the changes rather than get caught off guard
    3. This platform is new and we’re all figuring it out together
    4. Fan page vs. website (there are 750 million Facebook users and it’s growing, you/your business benefits by having a presence here
  2. Personal profile vs. business fan page – review Q/A for anyone who has questions
    1. Traveling as yourself on Facebook. Strategies: want more friends? Why is that a useful Marketing strategy – More friends = more connections
      ii.     If Facebook personal profile = really personal, send new friend requests to Fan Page.  It’s OK to say no to friend requests.  Redirecting makes sense. Traveling as a fan/business page on Facebook
      i.     Posting on another fan/business page – what to expect
      ii.     Ladders and tagging sessions
  1. Using Facebook search correctly. It’s not Google. Always review “more results” Why?
  2. Using friend finder and other methods – do’s and don’ts – don’t get stuck in Facebook detention
    1. Uploading email lists to let people know about your fan page
    2. If you’re going for numbers – Facebook email addresses are available in bulk
    3. Linkedin email addresses are easily downloadable
    4. What to do with the email addresses of friends/connections.     Auto-responder for Facebook friend requests
      ii.     Auto-responder for Linkedin requests
  1. Listing your fan page in places
    1. Usernames – get the right one.
    2. on your website
    3. email newsletter
  2. Overlap of various social networks – Twitter, LinkedIn
  3. Useful 3rdParty tools and social networking
    1. Aggregators – when to use them: ping.fm, Hootesuite, best practices
    2. Social Fixer (https://socialfixer.com)
  4. What is Pinterest?
  5. What is Google+

Facebook Fan/Business Page Class in Portlandia – March 30th

Facebook Class

Facebook fan/business pages are a great marketing tool for your business. On March 30th fan pages are all being transitioned to Timeline.

Let’s come together and learn

  • how to update our fan pages
  • fan page best practices
  • fan pages – backend (adjust settings)
  • creating events
  • the difference between fan pages and personal profiles
  • Social Fixer. What it is and why I recommend it!

and have your other Facebook/social media questions answered.

The class is part presentation and part lab and also a great place to network with other small business people.

Class fee $20 – trade also considered. Snacks and tea provided. Feel free to bring your lunch.

If you have any questions, feel free to post them in the comments below.

Please create a fan page before the class so you’ll have something to work with in class.

Here is information I sent to my clients recently about Facebook changes.

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Hello,

There are about to be some big changes to Fan Pages/Business Pages (same thing) on Facebook. If you haven’t already noticed, fan pages are being switched (like personal pages) to Timeline. Here is a little video about the change.

https://youtu.be/TMBTD0vNYqs

Also, there are a few articles floating around that go into deeper detail about what these changes mean for you and your business.

https://nonprofitorgs.wordpress.com/2012/03/05/how-to-custom-design-your-nonprofits-facebook-timeline/

Here are some examples of how one might design a decent Fan Page given the new Timeline platform.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150724366310977.454038.24860070976&type=3

If you would like support on any of your email marketing or social networking needs, please get in touch. Referrals are also welcome!

I hope your life is thriving!

Sincerely,

Albert Kaufman
albertkaufman@gmail.com
https://albertideation.com/

Free class on Constant Contact – Friday, 3/23

Free class on Constant Contact
– Friday, 3/23/12

I’ll teach what I know about Constant Contact in a free class at my house on Friday 3/23 from 11 am-2 pm

We’ll discuss

  • whether Constant Contact is right for you (cost vs. benefit)
  • how to upload emails into your account
  • segmenting your lists
  • how to pick a good template for yourself/business
  • how often to send updates
  • what content makes for a great newsletter
  • setting up your first newsletter

and all the ins and outs of using Constant Contact that I’ve learned over the past 4 years.

to RSVP for the class, all you need to do is register for a free trial account via the link below and let me know you’ve done this @ albertkaufman@gmail.com

https://pdx.be/cc-ak

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Albert Kaufman
Albertideation

Albertideation: Welcome!


albertkaufman@gmail.com